Drinking Tips

Drinking tip #1

When you’re drunk you don’t need friends.

Drinking tip #2

When your friends are drunk and you’re sober, ditch them.

Drinking Tip #3

If you’re drinking too much, you better be standing because you’ll never get out of that seat.

Drinking tip #4

You know you’ve had too much when you wake up in a bedroom you’ve never see before.

Drinking Tip #5

If you’re drinking and can’t feel your jaw, it’s time to go home

Drinking tip #6

If you’ve had your morning coffee, it’s time for a drink.

Drinking tip #7

If you left your iPhone on a bar somewhere, it’s time to stop drinking or ask for a double.